Never Mind
. In an amazing feat of irony …. … several student organization, including the Libertarian Longhorns, the UT Students for Concealed Carry on Campus, the UT Objectivism Society and the UT Federalist...
View ArticleCan’t Help Lovin’ That Man
. Juanita’s feelings about Bill Clinton border on being an Aretha Franklin song. He done her wrong but she just can’t help lovin’ him. “Honey, I totally and completely understand why Hillary stays...
View ArticleLocal Connection Rises Again
. Most of you know about Fort Bend County’s esteemed connection to the whole ACORN-sting dealie and James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles, the dynamic duo who played hooker and pimp. Well, it keeps getting...
View ArticleOkay, This Has Nothing To Do With Politics
Babe, if you’re talking on the phone while using your iPad, you really, really need to drop the coffee. You’ve had too much. Plus, how the hell are you gonna drink that coffee without slapping...
View ArticleHe’s Got a Crick in His Neck From Looking Over His Shoulder
. The polls are showing that Bill White is closing in on Rick Perry. Perry most certainly is going to have a belly full of bedsprings in the coming weeks watching White move on up on the outside....
View ArticleExactly Whose Land Are You Taking, Louie?
. Louis Gohmert, congressgoof from Texas, has a plan to get people off welfare — We have people on welfare and I know there’s some that just don’t wanna work, but there’s some that do. How ’bout if...
View ArticleLa Te Da
. Hal wrote about it a week ago, but it’s still making the rounds. Click the little to get the big one. Juanita comments, “Texas Governor Rick Perry, who is not, absolutely not, totally not, repeat...
View ArticleYikes!
Seriously, Dude, this is the best picture you have of yourself? You don’t have a picture where you DON’T look like Satan? Hurry fast – put a hip-hop in your getalong – and fire your campaign manager...
View ArticleSneeze, Hon, Because You Brain is Dusty
. We pointed out to Juanita this morning that there’s a doofus out there she hasn’t picked on yet – Joe Miller. “He’s a real special kind of stupid,” Juanita replied. “I don’t Twitter,” Juanita says....
View ArticleA Female Doofus Would Be Doofette?
. “Okay, so Linda McMahon is a millionaire. She’s running for senate in Connecticut. Republican,” Juanita sets the stage. “Today, she announces that we probably need to revisit the minimum wage,”...
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